At first, Lucy’s new iPhone 19x seemed quite a marvel. It had six cameras, Retina screens on both front and back, could identify her as its owner through an instant DNA analysis the moment she picked it up, and responded to her voice commands flawlessly. It was especially useful during choir practice when it would warn her of pitch errors and poorly shaped vowels, correctly predict the piece the director would pull out next more than 80% of the time, and even vibrate in time with the beat to help her avoid late entrances. Alas, it was banned from all future rehearsals when it made a snarky remark about Mr. Olsen’s choice of repertoire. It was overheard by the alto section and set them to tittering. Mr. Olsen was not amused.
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